Heaven is...

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it is all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it is all organised by the Italians.

Leider weiß ich nicht mehr wo ich diesen sehr schönen Text gelesen habe. Aber es ist viel Wahres dran :-)